ghetto incredible 

N, ADJ. Kinda like ghetto fabulous, but even worse than that.

"This man has a car that is not only three different shades of flat black and gray, but the driver side door don't open and it won't start movin' until the passenger gets out and gives it a push. That's not just ghetto fabulous, my friend. That's ghetto incredible!"

ghetto incredible by Poke-a-loke January 6, 2009

ghetto shizzle

Pertaining to or involving "tha ghetto".

Guy 1: I Be down with that ghetto shizzle dawg

Guy 2: fo' shizzle my nizzle

Guy 1: Bling Bling!

ghetto shizzle by Frogge January 13, 2004

ghetto tits 

A very bad boob job. The kind where each breast was likely done at different times because the skank recipient didn't have enough money to pay for them both at once.

"OMG did you see Tara Reid? girl got some ghetto tits!"

ghetto tits by ShitPancakes January 11, 2009

Ghetto Monster 

Some one that is ugly, dumb, and scary that lives in the ghetto.

As a classification "Ghetto Monster" represents Some one that is ugly, dumb, and scary that lives in the ghetto.

Like "Ginger" represents a red headed person with freckles and has no soul.

Ghetto Monster by David Burns (villevalorox) September 28, 2008

ghetto shot 

when one sneaks liquor into a bar and proceeds to take shots with out the establishment knowing in order to either save money or to get as drunk as humanly possible.

"dude, im totally broke. i think im going to sneak a pint into the bar so i can take ghetto shots"
--or--
"im trying to black out at this bar. lets bring our own liquor to maximize intoxication"

ghetto shot by ManWithTheTan March 1, 2010

Ghetto Spread 

When the Ghetto spreads.

James: why’s this area look so run down now?
Deshaun from the Hood: Ghetto spread.

Ghetto Spread by Burgersnfries January 26, 2021

ghetto fabulous 

workin' the system, on the cheap, to your advantage. livin' the high life but without the cost.

it's hard not being ghetto cuz ghetto is cheap. also people don't expect much - like if we get caught shovelling food into tupperware in the buffet or jumping the line or freaking in a hottub, what can ya say? ghetto...shrug...and that's it.
that makes us ghetto fabulous.

ghetto fabulous by flax daddy April 19, 2006