In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.
Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!
Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!
Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!
by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011
Get the period dodge mug.Verb: to dodge a safety representative on a worksite, esp in the instance of knowingly violating safety policy.
Jessica: "Safety Dan is coming! Where is your hard hat?"
Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"
Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."
Tim: "Good thinkin!"
Tim: "Shit, I'm gonna have to do a safety dodge!"
Jessica: "Quick, hide in this dumpster for an undisclosed period of time."
Tim: "Good thinkin!"
by CupricCow October 9, 2011
Get the safety dodge mug.The art of removing ones self from a situation by lieing out of your back teeth using the most unrealistic lies know to man.
Mark: Hey Chris you coming on a road trip with us. Its going to be epic
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
Chris: yer deffo mate its gonna be messy
(2hours before event)
Chris: Sorry cant come my dad has died (by text)
(week later)
Mark: wtf thats Chris's dad he aint dead. Thats a proper knotty dodge that!!!
by Knottydodgewtfbbq May 29, 2013
Get the Knotty Dodge mug.Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?
Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!
Kid: Faggot...
by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015
Get the ultimate dodgeball mug.When I man pulls out before firing to avoid making the female pregnant (trolly meaning pushchair/pram)
Tom was enjoying penetrating Emma and at climax pulled out and ejaculated all over her breasts, only as he realised his mother would kill him. trolly dodger
by P1ckers December 15, 2015
Get the trolly dodger mug."Hey Dylan do you wanna play splodgy dodger with me?"
"Sure Owen I'd love to come play splodgy jodger with you!"
"Sure Owen I'd love to come play splodgy jodger with you!"
by Taymarsh1 October 11, 2016
Get the Splodgy dodger mug.Someone who in the workplace always makes sure they're last to the tea room during break time so they do not have to make the tea/coffee for everyone
by MightyMorphinFlowerArranger August 2, 2016
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