fudge cakes

when u fuck a girl in the ass and u get shit on your balls.

dude this bitch gave me fudge cakes

by Steve Turak May 21, 2007

Cake Smacker

The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.

They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.

by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009

turd cake

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.

Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!

by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010

Cake Rage

A deep-seated anger and general dissatisfaction with life, brought on by a lack of cake. A cake based despair and depression that manifests in itself in violent outbursts.

Leave him be, he's suffering from cake rage.

by Lord_Mittens November 12, 2010

Granolla cake

A womans vagina, or a mans who got a sex change.

Ian: "Hey Tyra, I'll eat your granolla cake."
Tyra: LOL WOAH

by TyraIan April 17, 2007

sexual cake

A cake made from all past ejaculations and shaping it into a cake to give to your significant other on a special occasion

"Yo Ive been saving all of my semen for the past 6 months. I'm gonna make a sexual cake for Katie this Valentine's Day."

by Milkwater February 4, 2015