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The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!
by Anonymous October 24, 2003
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Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.

The most hilarious (but delicious) item on the Crab Trap menu. Usually spoke slowly for funny effect.
ME: Hey Paige how about we try the Steamed Alaskan King Crab Legs.?!

PAIGE: ahahahahahahhahahah sure!!
by cammi629 April 18, 2010
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Sanding alabaster in bed

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.
by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013
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gnome alaska

The creepiest place in all of eskimodom. Don't go there. They will violate your anus

Violently.

Gnome Alaska is where sapiens of non-homo origin live and they will make you more homo than a scarved black guy with a pompador and lollipop tattoo on his neck. Then they'll take your little girl, leave your ripped open asshole stuck in a wheelchair babbling about shadow monsters as people laugh at you out of pity.

Gnome alaska...where the Gnomeos roam

Into your butt
Friend A: Hey man what's ? Heard you and Jane went on vacation to Gnome Alaska, how was it?

Friend B: I don't have to actually try to poo no mo babydoll, that dookie just kinda fall out all on its own thanks to them boogymens

Friend A: Holy shit fred...dont talk to me or my family anymore
by Captain Magnanimous February 26, 2014
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mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.
when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..
by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016
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sajad abbas

A person who is sexually hot and an ambitious good looking swedish/german male. He is strongly in belief of strength of the Greek Gods.
Oh man, watch out. Sajad Abbas is in the building.
by Mikazzx February 7, 2017
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gentle alaska

The act of masturbating an octogenarian using only the slightly greased soles of your feet
"What did Gertrude do after she left the senior center last night?"
"I hear she gave Milton a gentle Alaska..."
"Well, she did just get a pedicure yesterday..."
by KhaleesiDani47 May 9, 2017
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