Work

The physical and mental straining of abilities to complete a task/job in order to be rewarded with a form of intrinsic/extrinsic gratification.

Although unpleasant and painful, work is the meaning of life for all species of living creature. Amongst all the animals of the earth, only the human race has had the privilege of having the option to choose the work they do. Although humans can choose the work they do, no matter how good the work, it can be painful even though it might be the passion of that individual. Despite the nature of work, the most successful individuals in a society are capable of carrying the burden of work and removing useless distractions.

Man #1: Hey man, you down to go to the nightclub tonight after work?
Man #2: No my bad, I got more work to do at home.
Man #1: What do you have to do so late?
Man #2: I have to go study for the midterms, I'm almost done with my degree.

by M1. Potato March 2, 2024

wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata

The act of wonking and willying, all with the actshun and fun of tickling a place known as Jarkarta.
See Jarkarta if you're unsure of what Jarkata is (it's a place)

Man, I just WISH I could wonka-willy-tickle-somewhere-called-Jarkata, a place somewhere on Earth!
-Fictional character named Bob

by insert pseudonym here 123 March 9, 2024

worhas

you call a person a 'worhas' when they're either on a redemption arc or have the most nonchalant personality in the world. they're also good at every video game they touch and SOMEHOW manages to pull every girl ever. (i will never forgive you for the time when my crush asked you out)

you're such a worhas, i'm watching you. i know you can see this, worhas

by angstdemise March 10, 2024

Wonka sweep

Watching the Oscar’s just for Wonka to win every single category.

“God I should’ve just hung out with my friends, this years Oscar’s is a full Wonka sweep!”

by pumpkinpuncher1 March 10, 2024

Work beard

a concept where an individual, typically identifying as gay, engages in flirtatious behavior or pretends to have a romantic or sexual interest in a colleague of the opposite gender while at the workplace. This action is performed publicly with the primary intent of diverting attention from the individual's actual sexual orientation. It's a strategy used to create a facade of heterosexuality in environments where being openly gay might lead to negative consequences, such as discrimination or social ostracization.

"Since he wasn't ready to come out at work, Mike flirted with Jenna, using her as a work beard, so his colleagues would assume he was straight."

by Sapphire Storm March 10, 2024

Work

I'm going to stop working one way or another and if I have to kill you kids to do it that's just an unfortunate byproduct of your unwillingness to give up control of other people's lives.

Hym "Yeah, no, there is not virtue inherent in work. I work while people above me reap a disproportionate benefit. My engine is shot. The water pump is shot and there is a gasket issue. It's only a matter of time before I don't have any form of transportation. Which is why it's good that people are shooting up schools. There's your leftist reminder that you siphoning other lives comes at a price. I'm not going to do what you want. But only because I DON'T NEED TO. If you try to make me do a thing I do not need to do... The thing I WILL DO... That I DON'T NEED TO DO... Will INSTEAD be murdering a child. I can do it today if you'd like. But you're wasting my time at this point. I hate having my time wasted, Jordan."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2024

Work

Something everyone hates. It’s just something you must do even once a lifetime. And its boring.

I hate work

by Gape_horn March 16, 2024