Watch Keeper

A term for an abandoned sexual partner.

The situation usually occurs whilst one is heavily intoxicated. As the moment of intercourse nears, one has a sudden reckoning, caused by realisation of the potential partners appearance, weight or hygiene situation - and abandons the encounter with haste.

The speed of the exit means their watch will be left behind, and makes retrieval of the watch unlikely.

The Watch Keeper may keep the watch as a memento or dispose of it.

Ricky went home with another watch keeper last night

by Rick Lame November 18, 2023

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watchage

The amount of the tv you can see from your angle/amount of show or movie you've seen

Hey turn the tv a bit to the left and we'll get maximum watchage over here.

Nah bro we didn't get there until halftime the traffic cut into our game watchage

by SpooneyG November 27, 2023

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Watch a cool Kung fu movie

When two males get together on a friday night to suck each others private areas but dont want anyone to know thats what theyre going to do

Friend 1 : “Hey im gonna get together with Joe and watch a cool kung fu movie!” Other friend(s): “Oh that’s hecka cool! Can I come?” Friend 1: “Nah. Just gonna be us two! Maybe next time.”

by Lizzielou December 8, 2023

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Weather Dragon

KIM SEUNGMIN . He is sad when it’s cloudy and dark, he is also very happy and cheery when it is bright and sunny. He also thinks everyone else is sad when the weather is bad. He wishes he could hibernate like bears in winter.

Stay 1 : Seungmin sent frowning faces on bubble, I wonder if he is sad
Stay 2 : Oh, that’s just because it’s gloomy in Seoul today, he’s a little weather dragon.

by fanofmrmongmongman February 16, 2024

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