Turtle Jerk

Turtle Jerk is when someone is giving a handjob and covers the head of the penis so when the male ejactulates cum wont pray all over. It's named after the handforming a shell, as in turtles having shells.

Be smart Sandy, Turtle Jerk me. I mean, this is a new couch.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 6, 2004

turtle fucked

when a group of people are sitting around a table, playing a drinking game and one person slams down one bottle of beer on top of the another.bottom of one beer is slamming on the neck of the other beer...causing the beer to foam and the owner of the beer drinking a lot

chris leans over and slams his beer on garrett's and yells "turtle fucked!"

by girlcowboysfan April 28, 2009

turtle pond

when you fill someones mouth with cum so much it looks like a pond, your teeth are the turtles

last night i gave your mom a turtle pond

by Mr.Soup November 20, 2013

turtle dropping

The ninth turtle dropping season is just around the courner, unknown to most of you turtle dropping is a well celebrated sprot

goodbye chester, im off to drop turtles

by anguris neo Mk2 November 7, 2003

Turtle

A man wise beyond his years. Party animal and smooth operator. Wingman used to bring in that Schiesse (women, sex). Individualistic and righteous.

"I heard this guy up on Taylor Street was throwin a sick party with rediculous women..."
"Yea, that's Turtle"

by GioMoose April 1, 2009

turtle

Someone with a bald head that wears a workout shit with a tight neck.

Heryman is a turtle.

by turtleturtleturtle July 11, 2009

turtle

the slowest fucking "thing" on the motherfucking earth with a small ass dick and no bitch to fuck

that one gay turtle

by lah lah lah November 22, 2014