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cow figgit

wow, dude he's such a fucking cow figgit.
by gay cow February 1, 2019
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Cow

1: Female bovine whose counterpart is a bull.
2: Victorian insult for an uncouth woman.
3: IM shorthand for coward.
4: Female media personality who writes hit pieces on other women and their families, just to get ahead in the media industry. Popularized by the hit T.V. show "Ugly Betty".
1: That cow sure is eating a lot of grass.
2: Look at that drunken woman cussing like a sailor, she's nothing but a cow.
3: Did you see that cow blocked me after talking shit?
4: I can't believe that cow wrote all those lies about J. K. Rowling.
by The Prince Orono December 14, 2021
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Obese cow

Oh look its an obese cow
by ThE.dIcTiOnArY September 30, 2021
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cow hound

A dude that f*cks fat girls
Mike totally hooked up with that beast from the party last night, he's such a cow hound!
by shyguyagain December 18, 2013
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skateboard cow

An awesome cow that rides on skateboards and burns down orphanages
Oh god run it’s the skateboard cow 😱
by Crasher.ac1 December 31, 2024
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Cow Milk

Cow milk is the milk of a cow. Cow Milk = Good
Dude 1: "Hey man got some Cow Milk."
Dude 2: "No, I'm lactose intolerance."
by queen biscuit December 14, 2022
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Cow

1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.
by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025
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