by Holy12 March 16, 2013
Get the Job Timemug. The moment when adults reminisce about how great Christmas was as a child but then immediately snap out of it and then understand that life is a cruel game intended to beat you to your knees and rob you of your soul. This disenchanting realization then propels the frustrated grown-up into a desperate struggle to have fun participating in the "same old, same old" go-to's such as attending lame holiday parties, wearing ugly sweaters, overeating, and drinking their faces off.
It's Christmas, and you know what that means. It's Shortcake Time. Yum yum yum, it's Shortcake Time.
by Sir William Brownbotton III December 4, 2017
Get the Shortcake Timemug. A phrase used by someone who has never attended a party to describe the time that a person would normally attend a party.
by Chronologically Concerned November 3, 2011
Get the Time to Partymug. Originating from the 5th floor of West Hall at the Oregon State University Honors College, Cheek Time refers to the time that which one spends without pants in their dorm room double cheeked up for the the purpose of relaxation, or for the purpose of kanoodling with a significant other.
I heard Madisen had cheek time with her boy toy last night....
Harry relaxed on his bed in his underwear, therefore fulfilling cheek time.
Harry relaxed on his bed in his underwear, therefore fulfilling cheek time.
by Patriot1776 February 25, 2020
Get the Cheek Timemug. by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017
Get the spare timemug. When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.
"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."
by Saltslinger August 12, 2016
Get the time fapsulemug. by 4Motion81 June 30, 2021
Get the Milli Timemug.