shortbus

(noun) A person who rode or rides on the small yellow school bus. see wordretard/word

Shut up, shortbus!

by Frankthetank August 30, 2003

Shart

To emit gas and #### at the same time, usualy messing up your pants very badly

I sharted in GODJOEY's face

by I don't need a name November 16, 2004

Drop a Shorty

The act of taking a large bowel movement, or the description of defecating.

Guy 1-"Why are you running to the bathroom bro?"

Guy 2-"Because I gotta Drop a shorty!"

by StillBlazin10 April 17, 2011

Shortcut Shame

The act of taking an apparent shortcut only to find the person or people you were trying to get ahead of speed past as you wait knowing you have suffered from some serious shortcut shame.

Invented in Pompey in 2011.

Johnny took the shortcut to avoid the traffic lights except he came to the junction to be stopped by a parked taxi and he sees all the cars drive on by. Tommy turns to him and says "wasteman that was some serious shortcut shame"

by PDizzleThe3rd June 29, 2011

Shart

Any high-pressured flatulence with fecal discharge.

After eating 3 Burger King meals, Chris had a case of the Sharts.

by Xenomancer April 9, 2009

Shart

Fart and follow through, usually happens after drinking heaps of beer the night before followed by a dodgy curry. You do not want this to happen in public, but it can be funny if its not you!

"Hey Mick .........phhhhhhhhtbllllllooop!", fuck I just sharted! Got any bog roll?

by Bennnyballbags October 14, 2007

Shart

verb

to shit and fart simultaneously.

- joe blow sharted so bad, dude, the whole church smelled like rotten eggs!

-"dude, I'll be right back, I need to shart so bad."

by Charles P. Hinkerton January 2, 2009