Road Bloke

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.

"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."

by RoadBlokeMaster May 5, 2024

Road kill

When she has:
- a full bush.

- her period.

And you fuck.

Yeah Matt fucked Maria last night and it was road kill.

by College YOLO March 7, 2025

Road Snake

Pieces of Tire left alongside the edge of the road/interstate

Look at all these road snake all over the road.!

by 81B August 19, 2018

Mather Field Road

A grimey ghetto ass road in Rancho Cordova, California full of crackheads that will get aggressive for no reason. It is probably not a good idea to walk down this road with no weapon.

Tay: Aye, you heard what happened to Frank on Mather Field Road?

Gerald: Yeah, a crackhead beat his ass for lacking.

by mr bing bing May 2, 2022

road rules

A wank show on MTV

"I watched Road Rules last night. I hate myself!"

by Ineedacatscan July 22, 2003

abbey roading

an action where a group of people or an individual stops while walking (similar to the Beatles album Abbey Road) in front of an unsuspecting vehicle or person

“i can’t believe you were abbey roading me at that busy ass intersection”

by the mundas March 14, 2022

Road goth

When someone is driving at night with their headlights off, so you flash yours to remind them to switch theirs on but they completely ignore you.

Ok Road Goth, have a nice life!

by The Dumster March 15, 2022