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Tombstone Pizza 

When you shit, piss, jizz, and bleed on your bathroom floor. When you're doing your girl, pick her up (while still in her) and carry her to the bathroom. Do her from behind and when you're about to climax, pull out then stuff her face in the mixture of the aforementioned substances and force her to eat it. Then when she's puking (if she is), blow your load on her face then make her eat her puke.

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You: I banged my bitch really fuckin hard last night!
Your Best Friend: Hell yeah dude that's bitchin!
You: Get this though! It wasn't just fucking!
Best Friend: Oh?
You: I gave her the Tombstone Pizza!
Best Friend: Fuck yeah dude that's the way to go!
Tombstone Pizza by DownfallSilas December 7, 2009

cold pizza 

When someone wakes up in the morning only to lick the cold gizz off his or her face from the previous night.
After passing out in the middle of the sex the previous night, Jenny enjoyed some cold pizza upon waking up.
cold pizza by Ebohl July 29, 2006

Boneless Pizza 

Can I get a Boneless Pizza with uhhhhhhhh a two liter
Boneless Pizza by Mpsonny10 July 12, 2017

Pepperoni Pizza Special 

To perform the Bellacinos Special. You need first a large pizza, 1 tub of garlic spread, and 5 packets of mustard. Your partner and you must be in a back hoe with an enclosed cab. Then place the pizza on your girlfriend and dump the garlic spread on her ass. Also remember she must be laying. take 4 packets of mustard and squirt them in her crouch area and then squirt one in her eye. Stick your dick in her rear and eat the pizza off her back. then when ur dick is covered in garlic spread stick ur dick in her pussy and wait til it is covered in mustard then stick ur garlic/mustard flavored dick in her mouth and blow your load. she will enjoy the special.
Wow me and my gf really had fun last night. She loves the pepperoni pizza special

pineapple pizza 

Guy in audience: can we order pineapple pizza?

Gordon Ramsay: You don't put pineapple on a fucking pizza.
pineapple pizza by Azzaholic March 4, 2018