Putting on pounds

Working out, lifting weights

Putting on pounds- Working out or lifting weights
" Hey Brody, want to hit the gym later?"
"Of course, I need to put on pounds!"

by El_Rhoadesterino June 2, 2015

forty two pounds of sand

when your cat eats forty two pounds of sand

dude he just ate forty two pounds of sand and died 😭😭😭

by flushed emoji 😳 June 9, 2022

pond-soaker

noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.

Dude, check out the pond-soaker on Tigerlilly, she must be part Italian.

by *Spectacular*Vernacular* February 6, 2010

plounder

a really unattractive shirt.

"What have you got on?!" John shouted

"I know it's a plounder but it's all i could find" Steve replied

by ehwayokay June 22, 2016

plunder

Kicking an opposing players ass, usually referring to a match in a video game.

Andrew straight plundered the other team in Rocket League.

by Tekk3553 June 16, 2016

Quarter-pounded

When a fat McDonalds customer performs strong sexual intercourse (pounding) on an individual while eating a quarter pounder, the individual is getting "quarterpounded"

Ew, I just saw that chick get quarter-pounded

by KawaiiShoujo August 25, 2015

Fat-hundred pounds

The point at which a person became so morbidly obese that a number cannot describe the weight. They're on an obesity scooter, they have many chins, and there are rolls in their rolls. They're really unsafe to be around because they might cause a sinkhole and avoid them in elevators.

Man: Dude, you have to do something soon; you gained fat-hundred pounds and you will die!
Obese guy: I just don't have the time to lose the weight, and besides, I just love fried foods and chocolate.
Man: You're such a dumbass, you still don't realize your problem.

by Mattdude October 27, 2014