bucket o' lard

An insult to make people feel bad about them self.

Tynan is a Bucket O' Lard.

by Crack A Lackin March 13, 2015

Fuck-o-meter

Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck

*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*

fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give

I DONT GIVE A FUCK

by Mr fucking fuck fuckedy fuck January 18, 2020

Jell-O-lingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a Jell-O shot. The Jell-O must be removed ONLY by the tongue and the cup/container cannot be crushed. The goal is to take the Jell-O shot and leave the cup clean and satisfied.

Don is an expert at Jell-O-lingus, leaving the cups in like-new condition.

by Jell-O Dude February 16, 2015

Colange O' Clock

‘the time of the night where alcoholic beverages enter the system of many individuals at a rapid rate before heading to zhivagos’

Paul - ‘Hey, Dimi! you know what time it is?’. Dimi - ‘Indeed, it is Colange O' Clock WE ARE ON!’

by Chris Koulos October 15, 2021

blow an o ring

taking such a tremendous shit that it feels like ur asshole just blew out...

oh man, that was one explosive shit, i think i just blew an o ring..

by HoMeS March 11, 2004

Techn O' Clock

a varible time of day in which techno music must be put on without exception.

Tomas: Yo son.. are we gonna play that new 50 Cent track?
Jacob: nahhh nigga. Its Techn O' Clock
Tomas: OH shitt nigga.. i didn't notice.. hit up the ill Tiesto

by Sagrr April 9, 2007

thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.

*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!

by YAWA December 1, 2018