New England Patriots 

see: cheaters, entitled, ignorant, classless.

Their ignorant fans claim that every team cheats but SOMEHOW only they got caught doing it. Not only is this NOT true, but the Patriots are such a classless team that they need to cheat to actually win a game. Patriots fans are the biggest pansies to ever grace this earth. If you don't believe me, listen to them whine about everything, including every time they win OR lose.
Boston d-bags...

Hmmm isn't it funny how the New England Patriots haven't won a Super Bowl since they were caught SPYING on another team...

I know and they only won the other Super Bowls in their "dynasty" by getting lucky. Probably cheated on those too.

New England Patriots by giantmanninginyourmouth February 13, 2012

New York City

The shittiest place to live. EVER.

Why the fuck would anyone want to live in New York City?

New York City by BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBS March 31, 2010

new york yankees 

The best overall baseball team ever. If you had all that money you'd buy anything you want too so stfu mkay?

Most red sox fans are hyporites

new york yankees by IDFC August 4, 2005

New Orleans Bugs

Another name for the New Orleans Hornets basketball team

Baron Davis plays for the New Orleans Bugs.

New Orleans Bugs by Captain Crapper August 21, 2003

new holland 

The original name of Australia.

G'day, mate! Welcome to New Holland! Crikey!

new holland by Bastardized Bottomburp August 25, 2003

New Zealand Spritzer 

Where upon the act of dying you "bust out" the splits, whether on the ground, in mid air, or inverted.

Investigators were told that the man hit by the vehicle let out an instantaneous New Zealand Spritzer before he died.

New Zealand Spritzer by Metaphoracles January 24, 2010

New Jersey 

A place where people say Joisy instead of Jersey but insist they say Jersey. A place of bad haircuts and gold chains. When traveling down I95 if you see a hole in the ground and smell foul odors you're there. Where people focus on superficial shit like their tan and how many times they went to the gym that week. Where the guys beat off while watching videos of themselves beating off. Where they hate New York but they're just New York light. A place where liberal douche bag singers like Bruce Springsteen come from. He sucks, you know it. A place where you can bang nasty orange skin skanks. The beach is defined as the place where you can get used needles that washed ashore. Where AIDS and drug use is as common as the foul smelling air. A place that is the butt of many jokes. Tied with West Virginia with the least amount of last names in the phone book. Claim they invented cheese fries. When you go to a bar there all you can smell is cheap cologne, tanning lotion and stank pussy. Instead of Karaoke nights they have fist pumping nights. When super storm Sandy hit it was like someone flushed the toilet but some of the turds didn't go down.

Person 1- "I have to go to New Jersey this weekend."
Person 2- "That sucks. Make sure you get tested when you get back."
Person 1- "Tested for what."
Person 2- "AIDS, syphilis, gonorrhea, lung capacity, IQ, hair products, excessive liberalism and skin cancer."

New Jersey by The real Satan's Helper February 6, 2015