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Matthew

Matthew is a pretty cool guy. Although he has some bad sides, like never admitting hes wrong, and he always thinks hes the best out of all his friends. hes more of a type of guy who likes to hang out with his crushes rather than his friends. Matthew can be helpful at times, and can be pretty chill. sometimes he gets really angry and annoyed.
hey Matthew, isnt 2+2 four?
no, its five im im right
by KingFlames87 November 10, 2020
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Matthew owens

A kid who loves people that look like a grinch and has a penis that is the size of a fingernail .
by big testicles that are black December 9, 2019
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Matthew

That one kid in your class that wears a Minecraft hoodie and smells like peepee and could probably choke on a cold chucked nugget
Me: ewww don’t be a Matthew

Dude: ok fine I won’t
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matthew minassian

They’re such a Matthew Minassian
by ih8matthewminassian April 2, 2018
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Matthew Copeland

Matthew Copeland, a name used to describe an in the closet homosexual and Pedo, has an unhealthy obsession with the male body especially younger ones, claims to have a girlfriend but we know he’s lying and deep in the closet. Very weird and always brings up the most boring talk points like the weather and how the day is going, the most Melvin person you’ll ever meet.
I saw someone in the bushes near the elementary school last week, that was Matthew copeland, that’s just a normal Friday to him.
by Ronald McDonald Raegan July 12, 2022
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Matthew Gravvet

An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.
Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.

Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.
by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019
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Matthew

Matthew has a is a real one that probably has a gorilla dick and. Pull all the bitches
If u don’t like matthew u probably don’t get bitches
by Bigboiiibdh November 5, 2020
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