Magical Mummy 

Non existent ideal. The term embodies the unrealistic expectations of magazines/society/men when it comes to mothers. Magical Mummy can cook, clean, do arts and crafts with the kiddies, sew, wash, walk the dog and fuck like a pornstar without even ruffling her perfect hair. She is never to be found languishing on the sofa whilst the kids run riot, nor does she drink wine and sob in the evenings, looking at the pile of ironing and wondering what the fuck happened to her life.

Most men will claim to their wives (in a foolish attempt to create their prefect world) that their own mothers attained Magical Mummy status.

"He asked me why I hadn't been able to iron his uniform as well as make the dinner and clean the kitchen. As if I'm some kind of Magical Mummy!"

"I told him to piss off to his Magical Mummy, and let her run around like a twat for him"

"Make your own dinner, I'm busy doing this! I'm not your Magical Mummy!"

Magical Mummy by MagickDio February 5, 2010

Magician's handkerchief 

When you masturbate with both hands, alternating strokes so that you are going in the same direction in a continuous motion, like how a magician pulls on an infinite handkerchief.

Last night I lubed up both hands and gave myself a tug on the magician's handkerchief.

Magician's handkerchief by Adam Bones May 14, 2016

Shit Magician 

Someone who can turn even the best situation into shit.

We were having a great time until that shit magician showed up & ruined our day.

Shit Magician by MCRT February 26, 2011

Khanki Magi 

It's a thing in Bengali which is used to describe a female prostitute

Subhash: Bro, You won't believe
Aniket: What?
Subhash: Everyone in our class just exposed Neetu is a Khanki Magi
Aniket: What the fuck! That is an absolute bara choda

Khanki Magi by Draxsn May 17, 2023

magcon is my bæ 

An African American little girl on her porch singing "magcon is my bæ yeahhh magcon is my day yeah" it is the best vine made on this planet

Magcon is my bæ yahhhhh magcon is my day yah

magcon is my bæ by Anonymous123412341234 June 16, 2014

Magicarp 

During sex, one of the partners will start to mimic the flopping motion of Magicarp's splash attack erratically, arms tucked into your sides, and legs close together, whilst repeating the word Magicarp as you flail, as a pokemon would. Best used whilst in a prone sexual position, whilst on top of your partner.

Nigella:'Tom pulled a Magicarp on me last night!'
Mary:'Whats that?'
Nigella:'He started to flop up and down on top of me, whilst shouting magicarp!'

Magicarp by nerd-do-well January 7, 2011

Magical banana 

A banana that chino(s) (a Spanish language referral to "Asian people") have in their houses which is believed to have a certain magical effect to make people who ate it healed (when having an illness) or happy (when they are sad).

Alejandra: Aww.. I don't feel good..
Flavia: And I'm sad.. Oh, I know! Let's go to chino's place and eat his magical banana!

Magical banana by zoomzter February 3, 2012