monkey tail 

the squirts

oh man that taco pizza gave me a severe case of monkey tail

monkey tail by frec June 16, 2004

Monkey Butt 

A term used to describe a man or woman who can grow hair fully, and to a substantial length on the buttocks.

Before the hair transplant, Roy was a Monkey Butt.

Monkey Butt by DrooDroo April 6, 2011

monkey brains 

plural of monkey brain: a green fruit which is wrinkly like a brain, about the size of a monkey's. Semi-common in Cincinnati (I know this because it’s where I’m from; they may be common elsewhere, as well, though I ’mnot aware’f where).

The official\technical\scientfic\actual\real\true term/name for it.. I don't know.

Getting hit in the head by a monkey brain ain’t as severe as gettin‘ hit by a base-ball, but it still hurts.

Me and my friends, when we were young, liked to roll monkey brains down our streets in the ’hood.

monkey brains by Victor Van Styn August 23, 2005

Monkey fucker

One who likes the reacharound when having relations with a monkey

Duran is a monkey fucker.

Monkey fucker by Mike Hunt August 25, 2003

monkey knuckle 

1 step higher than a cameltoe

look at that ho's cameltoe!!!

monkey knuckle by Mike! June 8, 2004

Monkey Bite 

When a guy bites a girl's clit.

Girl: "He was at my house eating me out and monkey bit me."

&

Vanessa screamed "OWW, He monkey bit me!"

Monkey Bite

Monkey Bite by Tatiana Olega May 24, 2009

monkey feet 

Its when you have a jesus toe.

When your index toe is bigger than your big toe and it looks like it can grip things

monkey feet by Shelbs April 21, 2005