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Johning Around

When somebody is "ready" to leave, but are not prepared when everyone else is ready to leave. Usually due to procrastinating on packing ahead of time causing multiple last second trips to grab last minute items that were forgotten.
What the fuck, are you coming or not? Stop Johning Around, bitch!"
by RevelAndDance March 2, 2020
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John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010
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John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son
John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*
by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019
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chuff the john

When you go into the middle school bathroom to take a fat rip off your nic stick
“I’m gonna be a little late, I gotta go chuff the John “
“Yo did you hear Jake got caught Chuffing his John at school?”
by Gubson6969 May 1, 2019
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John JC

John Jc is da real brudda
by Fantasy14 September 6, 2019
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John Bradley

such.a.john.bradley.. omL so lit.

john bradley
Baseball, tennis, always strive to get better 🙏😃
OMG. WHY R U SUCH A john bradley!?!?!?!?
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sloppy john

An absolutely atrociously given hand job.
She came back to my place afterwards, but we didn't even fuck—all I got was a sloppy john and an Indian burn.
by IHaveNothingCleverToSay January 25, 2018
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