"john cena" 

while nearing the climax of a sexual encounter, the male grabs the female by the back of the head for what she thinks will be an average "money shot", only to be bamboozled when he ejaculates directly into her eyes, then doing the wrestler John Cena's signature move of waving the hand in front of his face and yelling "You can't see me!" This can be made more degrading by interjecting other profanities or even slapping the female after the pertinent verbage. donkey punch, strawberry shortcake, money shot

I gave my girl the "john cena" last night. She still can't see out of her right eye b/c of how much jizz I sprayed in it. It was awesome."

"john cena" by KingSeanIII January 21, 2008

John F. Kennedy 

A president that only did what any other president would have done in his shoes. A man that actually took charge against terrorists unlike fat Ted.

JFK was so famous because he was assasinated. If he wasnt, he would be another 4-year president. He also knows that peace isn't always the way to solve problems

John F. Kennedy by laxer February 6, 2005

John Rich 

John Rich is the "Rich" of Country duo, Big & Rich. John is incredibly hot, talented and a great singer, songwriter. Big & Rich believe in music without prejudice. They created Muzik Mafia, a collection of various artists that promote and support each other.

John Rich sings, "Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy"!

John Rich by Vote for Fred October 30, 2007

John Daly 

Like an Arnold Palmer Half and Half (50% Lemonade/50% Iced Tea) but with a twist in the only John Daly Style. Booze is of course added. (Numerous wives and children as well as trips to rehab are your own option)

1 Gallon Iced Tea
1 Gallon Lemonade
1 750ml 110 Proof Vodka
1 Afternoon to Waste.

Man at bar: "My 6th wife left me, I had to take a paternity test today, my rehab sponsor dropped me, and I haven't placed in a golf tournament in years."
Barkeep: "Easy there, Scumbag. I'll fix you a John Daly."

John Daly by JebusOU May 30, 2007

John Roberts

Chief Justice of the United States.

John Roberts replaced the late William Rehnquist as Chief Justice of the United States.

John Roberts by dar4652 January 7, 2006

John Ritter 

a guy whose scrotum spilled out of his boxers on an episode of "THRee's company."

I am dead serious

John Ritter by therealdeal October 17, 2003

John Cazale 

One of the greatest actors of the 1970s. He was in a total of five movies before he died of skin cancer in 1978. These movies were The Godfather, The Godfather Part II, The Conversation, Dog Day Afternoon, and The Deer Hunter, all of which were nominated for the academy award for best picture, three of which won.

It's a shame that John Cazale's skin killed him at such a young age, because if he kept going, he would have eventually be easly recognized as one of the greatest actors to come out of Hollywood in the last sixty years.

John Cazale by Homo-Rope July 22, 2009