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Why is Australia being mentioned with so many New Zealand definitions? because many a farmer in New Zealand are jealous of Australias riches, but if they would only look up.. to Auckland or Wellington, they would see that we are rich too. And for the uknowledgables who think we live in Teepees.. we dont, we actually are home to the tallest tower in the Southern Hempisphere AND here in Auckland we're not treehugging green peace hippies we're just like anyone in a metropolis RUDE AND OBNOXIOUS and proud.. legit.
stay cool NZ, peace out
Stupid unknowledgable farmboy: "haha you're from New Zealand you live in Teepees"
Kiwi(term for a NZer): "actually you stupid unknowledgable, how the fuck would we use the internet if we lived in teepees, get a haircut farmboy"
by anna loves modest mouse September 19, 2005
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New York

A city with unparalleled strength, influence, and importance. It is a well-rounded, global, hip, trendy, of-the-moment, powerful, important, and cultured city. It is the premiere city of the United States and also the most important. No doubt about that.

It's a city full of arrogant delusional folks who think their city is superior to all others. It's the "center of the universe", the "capital of the world", the "greatest city on earth". They seem to have such pride in their city. So why do they keep talking trash about Los Angeles? I don't know. All the defintions of "Los Angeles" were probably made by New Yorkers who haven't left their city in the past 5 years and still base their opinions on experiences in 2001. They should just admit that they feel threatened by Los Angeles because the gap between LA and NYC is always decreasing.

New Yorkers live in closets in which they paid half their salary on just to live in the provincial nation of Manhattan. Yes, those closets are filled with cheap furniture, people who can't decorate because they don't have the time (being too busy "making it to the top"), and probably never utilize their kitchens as they are always out at night enjoying the nightlife. Its subways are very cruddy. Aside from Manhattan, there is essentially NOTHING to love about New York City and really all of New York State.
Jack- "New York City is the greatest city on Earth!"

Jill- "It's a great city but it doesn't have any natural beauty like Los Angeles, San Francisco, or Seattle."
by socalivy December 7, 2006
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New Zealand

A tiny country, smaller than Australia. Was once made as a Sims 2 terrain by someone unknown.

Not many celebritys know this place, unfortunately...
Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance was once asked by New Zealanders if he knew anything about the country.

interviewer "Do you know anything about New Zealand?"

mikey way "Well, I heard that Lord of the Rings was partially filmed there."

interviewer "It was all filmed there!"
by Some Guy Jones April 9, 2006
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New Canaan

New Canaan is a town where they have nothing better to do except go into town (where there is completely nothing to do except go to Starbucks - explains why none of them are stick thin, huh?) and make fun of Darien kids. Even though they don't understand that yes, Darien is richer, has a better school system, AND is better at sports, they still feel the need to call us "D-Baggers". Way to be creative. They don't even wear very preppy clothes, and basically have no lives. Plus, hardly any of the Moms drive around in their Cadaliac Escalades. They drive around in Honda SUVS (yeah thats really classy, guys.) They try to act rich, but really they aren't getting anywhere. Plus, even though New Canaan Country Day is there, doesn't mean it's only New Canaan kids. Half the population is kids from Darien! Also, since the town has atleast 3 sketchy areas (i.e. the teen center, HELLO?!) the police sit around all day waiting for something to happen. Also they stop kids from Darien just cause we're from Darien. Thats what you call a real "life"! Exicting town, huh? basically all in all, New Canaan sucks.
Today after school in town, I saw some D-Baggers and told them to go home! I'm so funny! I also told them that since we are so fake in New Canaan that "We were richer than them!!!"
by FELLOW DBAGGER October 13, 2007
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New Jersey

New Jersey girls aint' trash, trash gets picked up...
Oh man look at that pile of trash and smell that stink in the air... we must be in new jersey
by matt September 1, 2004
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New Jersey

1. New York's dumpster
2. Leading mullet exporter since 1930
3. Home of Jon Bon Jovi.
"Those gangstas from da NYC aint seen nuffin yet. Stylin' mullets and methed up Bon Jovi fanatics... man, that's the real ghettoz. Ya heard me? New jersey!"

"He's a prick, he's obviously from Jersey."
by Goat Perversion December 17, 2003
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New jersey

A place where people do nothing and claim that they are the greatest.
1. New Jersey kisses the asses of New York and Long Island.
2. Wow! I just realized how boring New Jersey is!
by NJ=gay May 3, 2004
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