christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 12, 2021

1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Pile of Wood

My dick

Hey guys, I got something I need to get of my dick (shows a pile of wood)

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022

The Woods

The Woods aka Fresno, Texas. Southside of The City of Houston Texas. Known for its deep thick wooded areas .There are a variety of trees The thick Woods offers high coverage for the typical rebel that steals and needs to stay out of sight

Where are y'all headed? To the Woods or back Woods.

by anonymous March 12, 2022

wood pickle

It’s a hard penis that smells like pickle

His dick was well wood pickle

by Melonheadpicklebum December 19, 2019

Archer Woods

A character of the novel "the lost freedom" commonly known as "The Twink with Black Hair"

Archer Woods was doing some steamy stuff recently.

by Mannywalt April 30, 2024

Wood style

Stroking your penis with both hands and making a pencil shaper like noises, hint the name wood style

Josh: Yo bro, my girl gave me wood style last night

Tom: Holy shit do that’s some crazy wood style she gave you

by Meme_Art_Kid October 24, 2025