Dirty hadi

A dirty hadi is sexual act performed between partners. To prepare the male must wear a strap on under his navel and and a dildo must be fastened to the bedframe. The female partner must position herself in doggy style with her mouth towards the dildo, the male partner will then simultaneously penetrate her asshole and pussy while holding her arms behind her back, directing her to deepthroat the dildo until climax is reached. It is a fulfilling sexual act for both partners

Did you hear? Micheal did a dirty hadi with Stephanie.

by Noname12367 November 9, 2025

statute of haditations

the length of time something must be left at someone else's house before you hadn't need to take it back. specific to unwanted items.

I found your old new balance sneakers in the back of my closet. Will you please take them with you when you leave?

Those aren't mine.

Yes they are.

No, your statute of haditations expired on those. They're your problem now.

by Colin-LA April 19, 2011

Being a haddock

When you need to wind your neck in, but don't have one to do so, e.g. when someone can't turn their heads without turning their whole body - like captain haddock

If he had a neck he should wind it in - he's being a haddock

by pug wash August 30, 2021

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD

Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!

by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021

Zoe h and Haden k

Typically one of those relationships where it may seem odd and misplaced but in reality is perfectly fitting. Some would say

Damn did you see Zoe h and Haden k man they are goals!!

by Rosco4575 January 7, 2022

Meel hoo u baahan hadal waxbo kama taro

A somali saying ( maahmaah) meaning:

In a place in need, speech is useless

Can you lend me some money? How about you get a job!

Meel hoo u baahan hadal waxbo kama taro. Just give me some money

by anonymous April 27, 2022

Joelle Al-Haddad

The prom date of Moses "Morbunungus" Anderpants. Funniest mother fucker alive, and prettiest girl in the world. All the homies know who she is and fawn over her beautiful smile, luscious black hair, and enchanting brown eyes. Simply the most perfect human being to ever exist.

Person 1: "Damn, who's that girl?"
Person 2: "Don't even bother man, that's Joelle Al-Haddad. She's taken."

by anderpantsthe15th May 23, 2022