Florida

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest

“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
“You mean California?”

by Mk_is_cool July 6, 2021

Florida floor high

When your so high your laying in the floor next to the ac vent getting even higher.... in Florida

Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.

by $×ëeþəggggggg§ñyæm§ July 13, 2021

flora

kpoop stan

losks at tahta flora kpguoopf stalgknd

by FUNKEEEEE July 18, 2021

Florameland

Someone that buys yogurts just to lick the lid then puts the empty yogurt tub in the recycling bin without washing it, thus encouraging an ant infestation.

"Hey, did you see Abdul in the supermarket the other day buying that 6 pack of muller corners, god he's such a florameland, he's going to end up breaking his left index finger if he carries on and he will be in a wheelchair for 7 and a half weeks."

by Toe-knee-bee July 19, 2021

floraxsese

the prettiest most gorgeous person ever. also really sweet and caring and lovely and kind. good with their fingers and good with handling pets showcasing they are mature.

“wow have u seen floraxsese” “yea one day i wanna become a floraxsese”

by Crying Kids July 22, 2021

Florinadian

Like Canadian but Florida

Tennis could be a florinadian

by blush_ii July 26, 2021

Florinadian

Like Canadian but for florida

That is so florinadian

by blush_ii July 30, 2021