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Wheres my fucking glasses? 

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.
Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?

Data Fucking

You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.
Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...
Data Fucking by anti-executive November 11, 2009

toe fucking 

When the large toe( or more) is inserted into one's anus or a Women's Vagina for pleasure.
Dude I was TOE FUCKING this Hot chick last night she came then licked my toes.
toe fucking by Ellesdnuts April 24, 2018

kong fucking 

When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.
Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking
kong fucking by Jrc 1970 January 16, 2019

Good Fucking Grief 

A phrase that you say when something goes wrong
Good fucking grief I stubbed my toe again
Good Fucking Grief by anonymous November 22, 2020

Pavlovian Hate Fucking

When you have sex with someone you hate and perform an act that consequentially conditions the person going forward.
"You could tell it was a good pavlovian hate fucking by the way she tasted his sock every time she had sex with anyone afterwards."
Pavlovian Hate Fucking by Fatojuishu February 11, 2017