by T4Y March 30, 2022
Get the About as useful as a dry bar of soap mug.When you're flabbergasted, uncomfortable, or dumbfounded, and begin saying or doing things that exhibit these attributes.
GUY 1: *Sees a hot girl nearby and becomes nervous.*
GUY 1: "Dude, look at this funny video. Isn't it hilarious? What time is it, anyways?"
GUY 2: "Bro, you're dry as hell right now. You're just nervous cause there's a smokin' hot girl over there."
GUY 1: "Shut the hell up. I'm not dry!"
GUY 1: "Dude, look at this funny video. Isn't it hilarious? What time is it, anyways?"
GUY 2: "Bro, you're dry as hell right now. You're just nervous cause there's a smokin' hot girl over there."
GUY 1: "Shut the hell up. I'm not dry!"
by barrybingle November 17, 2021
Get the Dry mug.When u fuck someones ear till it bleeds.Then after that u get ur penis and whack the back of there head.
by anonymous March 14, 2022
Get the dry skull fuck mug.Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.
He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.
by BigSick March 21, 2022
Get the Dry Shave mug."Did you watch that new Horror movie The Killer Werewolf?"
"No, my friend told me it was just another Dry Horror film and I just can't sit through those."
"No, my friend told me it was just another Dry Horror film and I just can't sit through those."
by Svellack March 25, 2022
Get the Dry Horror mug.So surprised. Not possible. They achieved whatever the tasks. They are bad assses for even attempting
You done a fantastic job. I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log. Can’t believe you pulled it off.
by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022
Get the I’ll be dipped in shit and slung over a dry log mug.A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.
No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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