Candy

Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.

Naive Person: Are you going to use toothpaste or candy tonight?
You: What the FUCK?

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

Chocolate coated candy bracelet

When you put a candy bracelet in your mates anus after they diarrhea and eat it while blowing their back out.

Step mom: Want a Chocolate coated candy bracelet?

by Hongie Dongie June 16, 2021

candy frogs

There frogs that are Candy wut else did you think like are u dum or wut

There delicious btw

Did you eat the candy frogs that I got for you

by I'm.gay June 24, 2021

jelli belli gummi candi

Sophia Gregory

hello jelli belli gummi candi

by qwerty44444 June 26, 2021

candy dip

when one mixes multiple substances.

hey billy wanna candy dip at the show tonight?

by anonymous September 8, 2022

Candi

Maia's mom

"Woah look! There's Candi! She's Maia's mom."

by maia'sbestie September 15, 2022

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.

“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”

by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022