Cornflake cake

Similar to a creampie, but instead both partners have dandruff in their pubes thus causing flakes to mix in with the pie

Last week I made a cornflake cake with my girlfriend

by Your Really Weird Neighbor August 14, 2016

turd cake

bad breath

fred:"stay away from ted".
confused guy: "why whats wrong?"
fred:"jabroni just ate a mean turd cake"

by tomcon5 October 22, 2009

Cake Smacker

The process of annihilating a female from the rear in order to make the female's ass cheeks smack together, which in turn creates a very audible clap, as if you were smacking your hands together.

They call me Jack "Cake Smacker" Johnson.

I Schmakkkked dem Cakes.

by 3K1NG3 August 10, 2009

Cake Rage

A deep-seated anger and general dissatisfaction with life, brought on by a lack of cake. A cake based despair and depression that manifests in itself in violent outbursts.

Leave him be, he's suffering from cake rage.

by Lord_Mittens November 12, 2010

Cake Licking

Cake licking can be used in different ways. One could be using an assload of cum and mixing it with the necessary cake ingrediants to make it. But the filling and icing should be cum. You would then, during sex, smash it in her face and demand her to lick it off her fingers or have a third person or you lick it off for her.

"Man, that bitch sucked my dick so hard, she was awarded with some cake licking!"
"Yeah, man, sounds kinky as shit. I'll do that the next time I have sex. Fucking cake licking!"

by Spencer Stuart July 6, 2015

cake test

The act of gently fingering an asshole to determine if it is clean. Kind of like when you place a tooth pick into the middle of a cake you are baking. If the tooth pick comes out clean you are good to go, same with the finger.

Dude, make sure you do the cake test before he sits on your face.

by cleverAFsometimes March 3, 2017

Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.

Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!

by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010