liquid crack

A nickname for the cheap, fortified wine by the name of Cisco.

It's often called a "bum wine" because of how cheap it is (plus you have to be a full on alcoholic and/or bum to not think it tastes like shit)

Best thing to drink if you want to get fucked up and wake up in some odd place and not know how you got there. Drink a good amount of it, and you're almost guaranteed to go on a violent rampage and wake up naked in a field with a hooker named Shantiqua who's Adam's apple is bigger than yours.

Yo, wanna run up to ABC Liquor with me to get a couple bottles of liquid crack? I feel like getting tipsy as fuck tonight."

liquid crack by T-TKC November 6, 2007

top crack 

The art of wiping the top of your ass crack with the backside of your thumb and smelling it.

Yo, my top crack is mad good today!

top crack by Justin22 September 8, 2006

Hippie crack 

This is the term for Nitrous Oxide, or laughing gas, used to get high. It is usually administered by taking the small metal capsules used in the old fashioned whip cream canisters and piercing the top with a 'cracker' (paraphenelia used for this exact purpose as no one making sundaes uses a cracker) and allowing all the gas to fill a large balloon. The balloon gas is then inhaled and held in until the user starts to feel a high from the gas. This high only lasts only lasts for a minute or less but leaves you wanting more- Hence the association with Crack. Other than killing braincells its fairly harmless (don't take this as gospel) so its more for lightweight hippies instead of serious drug addicts. In addition, its become very popular in deadhead type gatherings and is associated with Hippies in that way too.

Hippy Bob bought four cases of nitrous to sell at the rainbow gathering in Ocala so that he would have gas money to drive his VW bus back to upstate New York.

or

Bob wanted to get high but had a drug test coming up for work so he sat and did hippie crack all night

Hippie crack by loodog the great dog January 8, 2012

TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS 

Good ass song by Notorious B.I.G and rules that all dealers should follow but most dont.I will now list them in the order Biggie put them in.
1.Never let no one know
How much,dough you hold.
2.Never let em know your next move.
3.Never trust nobody.
4.Never get high, on your own supply.
5.Never sell no crack where you rest at.
6.That God damn credit, dead it.
7.Keep your family and business completely seperated.
8.Never keep no weight on you.
9.If you ain’t gettin bags stay the fuck from police.
10.A strong word called consignment,If you ain’t got the clientele say hell no.
Of course I have omitted some of the lyrics for these "Commandments" to make sense.I've done my best to make this seem easy for even a yuppie to understand.So if you dont understand or think this should be deleted then you are either an asshole or the ud terrorist and his/her affiliates.

Little Brandon saw this definition and thought drug dealing would be simple as pie.To bad he was a white boy from the suburbs and his newfound connect killed him and took his allowance he saved.I guess I should have wrote it helps to have a black person with street cred to vouch for you if you go to drug exchange looking like a preppy white boy.Oh well.

TEN CRACK COMMANDMENTS by zxulu tha big lip bandit December 27, 2004

geisha crack 

when one is obsessed with everything Asian inspired to the point where everything they do involves the Asian culture. When one buys every asian-like plush, eats abnormal amounts of sushi, ssips on green tea, and trys to impersinate the Asian life-style. Asian persuasion

OMG HELLO KITTY!!!!

Example 1. Megan had sushi for breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. She must be on some serious geisha crack!

Example 2. I went into the Hello Kitty store and bought everything in site. I felt like i was on geisha crack!

geisha crack by Mega Fabo0 July 3, 2009

clown crack 

Low grade crack rocks that are multi-colored or blueish due to the addition of cotton candy into the crack recipe.

Man, this clown crack sucks. Did the Insane Clown Posse sell this junk to you?

clown crack by tacosalad2 September 8, 2009

bluey crack pipe 

A crack pipe with the popular kids show character bluey on a crack pipe

Me and coco are gonna smoke a bluey crack pipe

bluey crack pipe by Chamococonut January 7, 2023