Childe

Childe is Ed sheeran’s cousin if you look into Childe’s eyes close enough you can see he’s inlove with the shape of you 😱💕 (I love childe 😭)

“Have you heard of Ed sheeran’s cousin??’

“Who?”

“CHILDE YOU DUMB SQUID”

by TTBIOX July 26, 2021

Child

A small person that cries a lot.

POV: Your fighting with your sibling(s).

Child: ITS MY LOLIPOP GIVE IT BACK *CRYING*

You: STOP BEING SUCH A CHILD LIKE GROW THE HELL UP.

by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 20, 2022

Child

A little fuck of nature who poops themselves.

oh i just pulled a child on the toilet

by ladog November 29, 2018

My Sweet Summer Child

This is usually said when someone displays naïvety and innocence about a specific topic.

Person 1: “holy shit, that guy must goon every day!”
Person 2: “What does goon mean?”
Person 1: “Oh, my sweet summer child…”

by mezz_.o June 14, 2025

Poster child

1. In legal terms a minor that is on an ad, poster or other advertisement thing.
2. Someone that is known for something

1. "You have to pay poster children more money the longer they are on"
2. "Sailor moon is the poster child of anime"

by 459395 May 14, 2023

Flower child

1. A nickname for a hippy
2. A child born out of wedlock
3. A soft, down to earth, Sensitive, kind, and Love nature A lot person

1. "He had his flower child days, he was so funny."
2. "All we know is that my cousin is having her a flower child."
3. "She was cool with him breaking her heart. She was a flower child."

by 459395 April 25, 2023

Child Pornography

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Child Pornography.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025