Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019

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Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.

"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"

by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022

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Thomas

A name or surname of someone super fucking hot

Sarah: Yeah her names Thomas.

Jessica: She's so hot
Sarah: I know right. I wouldn't mind dating her.

by Warrior x October 2, 2021

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Thomas

Tommy Tri Pod and is most likely addicted to a game called Rust and is finds with a baboon.

OH no he might run you over hes a thomas

by Tottalynotliam November 1, 2020

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Thomas English Muffin

When a lady is on the last day of her period and has her nooks and crannies cleaned out by a big dick.

Damn, you gave me a Thomas English Muffin. Don’t even need a panty liner now. Looks like apple butter.

by SkidmarkParade January 13, 2022

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Thomas

Thomas is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet Thomas, you'll always want to be around them. Their personality is so bright and wonderful. They are confident and carefree, and they will always be there to listen when you are at your worst. Thomas will wear wear whatever seems comfortable to them, but they will look SO GOOD in anything they put on.

Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.

NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!

'Thomas is so goddamn beautiful, dude.'
'Bro, thats kinda gay.'

by eeperbeeper December 27, 2021

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