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ho-blind

1) The state where a guy or group of guys convince themselves that a particular girl is much more attractive than she really is, in spite of plainness/skankiness/bitchiness that is readily apparent to an objective audience.

2) Vision impairment caused by accident with agricultural hand tools.

3) Both.
1a) "Man that's the girl everyone's talking about? She's not hot at all. They must be ho-blind."

1b) "She sleeps with all his friends but he just can't see it. Poor bastard is ho-blind."

2) "Don't stand so close to Bobby-Sue while he's workin', or y'all could end up ho-blind."

3) Todd Palin.
by Ghost Mutt January 22, 2012
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yacht ho's

Young attractive female or handsome male who lurks around yacht clubs and boating venues trying to set the hook into big daddy Rolex.
Aimee the typical voluptuous and well endowed yacht ho asked kindly if she might handle the block and tackle duties on John Rolex's main mizzen mast. Yacht ho's like Amanda the snake charmer were already in the old mans boat hold pumping out his bilges.
by M. Bond February 28, 2016
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Dime a ho

Ain't that Jose's wife with that dude leaving the club? Hell nah! Jose is my nigga Imma Dime a ho!
by DDawg truth May 21, 2011
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Ho Biscuits

She’s a nice lady with a tremendous pair of ho biscuits
by CeeeTeee September 23, 2019
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Honolulu Ho

A specific type of female that grew up in Honolulu who tends to dance at a club with hula hip movements.
Damn Cassandra, you dance like a Honolulu Ho!
by Spam Musubae October 5, 2019
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Ho-plow

The act of fornication, can be used by both genders; (v) to ho-plow; (n) ho-plow
Girl 1: I could use a ho-plowing
Girl 2: Why don't you hook up with Ray? That dude needs a ho-plow as well.
by G.S.C September 28, 2008
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Fo-Ho

Fo-Ho is a person that is addicted to posting in forums...you know them... they join a forum and scatter-gun-comment on every topic whether they have anything to add or not...never actually researching a topic they may not have any knowledge of, but rather proffering the pomposity of verbosity to see their own words in print in a failed attempt to take down, sidetrack or confuse an opinion or lucid discussion..
Bill: Actually there were 15 Senators present at the meeting and can be verified by the sign in log at Signatures.org.....

Bob: Yeah I saw that...lucky the sign in log was available to peruse ! I thought there were more. But enough for a vote!
Scamper: 15...? No no no not even.. there aren't even 15 Senators in any one meeting at any time. I think you probably were counting the secretaries too. ...and I know for a fact there aren't 15 chairs in that room..the janitor told me and he cleaned that room right after they left...so they are lying...! All Senators lie!
Bill: Ermm... there was a log... with signatures..and Signatures.org is a verified watchdog.
Bob: Don't pay Scamper any mind Bill, he's a Fo-Ho... gotta comment on every post in the forum.. Been a member for 3 days and has 1500 comments...
by hircus susurro May 16, 2014
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