new zealand 101

involves 2guys and a girl and a dead kangeroo. one man must weigh 300lbs of nonmuscle. 64oz can of grape jelly and a feather.(peacocks) use ALL of the jelly as lube. the 300lb man sings the themesong from sound of music. the girl puts her head in the kangaroo's pocket. as both guys insert there dicks in her ass. with the feather between the dicks to create arrousment and she must bark like a seal.

oh me and my friend bob gave this girl a new zealand 101 lesson.

by Zack Firgurski August 10, 2006

Zelaya

mind-blowing orgasm

Zach: So how was it?
Thais: He gave me the most intense Zelaya.

by thetacoman August 21, 2009

new Zealand

Known to the world as Australias bitch

Hey I am going on a holiday
Were to?
new Zealand
oh yea mean Australias bitch
Yes I do

by Meerkat April 26, 2008

zalador

a term used to describe arrogant, dumb fuck boy, Eugenes who have microscopic dicks
Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zal

Joe: How was last night with that guy in the bar, he paid you a lot
Emma: He was a zalador

by SupremeMastermind November 25, 2016

zealen

Bootylicious man-candy that eats grass and ass. His ass is swampy, but no one minds. He is thicc af, and his thighs can crush an anime girls skull. Fucc me daddy is his turn on, and he'll take you to pound town. Can dick you down cause he's the beefiest bull around. His ego isn't the only thing big and solid around. If you find a Zealen, ask for fucc.

" OH ZEALEN FUCC ME HARD DADDY"

by ItsMeLightningMcqueen November 2, 2018

zealivity

urge to do something creative.

i need to do some zealivity.

by eric cogan September 14, 2003

zelas

Another word to say simply 'wine'

Shall we get some zelas and video tonight!

by Plamen July 14, 2007