your mom

A fat fucking bitch that nobody likes so they make fun of her.

Andrew: What are you doing right now?
Ashley: YOUR MOM, WHORE.

by Ashleys Lover December 28, 2005

your mom

some really bad joke that pimply faced nerds like to say to their friends to everything just to get a cheap laugh

jeff: morrow your so god damn dumb you got fucking a 37% average
morrow: yeah well uhhh your mom

by jeff March 28, 2004

your mom

Kinda overrated form of insulting. What about "Your daddy?"

N.M.R. feat. YOUR MOM - Let Them ClimaxX (NK G3 Suck Mix)

by dj gs68 May 20, 2003

your mom

When you hear someone say this you instantly know that they are the biggest fucking faggot you will ever meet and that you should make fun of them and never be friends with them

"Hey Bob wats up"
"Your mom!!"
--everyone beats Bobs ass down--

by your best friend December 9, 2004

your mom

A completely stupid thing to say when someone is pissed off or has just been burned, but can't think of anything better.

Dude, you suck at this game!

Yeah well... your mom!

by TheBurninator December 10, 2003

your mom

Someone who suffers explicid abuse. Abuser is usually claimed to be black.

White person 1: You're an idiot.

Black person 1: Well I screwed your mom last night!

Black person 2: Your mom said that while she was in bed with me!

Black person 3: Your mom's an idiot in bed!

Black person 4: I SCREWED YOUR MOM

Random Mexican: JAJAJAJA I R CHTSPCK N00B JAJAJA!

Black person 5: I remember screwing your mom with my 15 foot pole!

White person 2: (for the sake of not being racist) I WAS IN BED WITH YOUR MOM N00B!

by JIMBOOOOO February 5, 2008

your mom

1. The universal response to any statement whatsoever.
2. "Your mom ____ last night!", a response to any statement, with part of that statement in the blank.

1. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom!

2. Person A: I bought some pants today.
Person B: Your mom bought some pants last night!

by Lady Pain March 3, 2005