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dont get yo shit ripped 

when ur having sex to fast and its to big and ur shit gets ripped
a nigga i told dis bitch she wuz hella fine and then next thing i knew she got her shit ripped and then i wuz like dont get yo shit ripped
dont get yo shit ripped by j-boog December 31, 2007

yo slap happy pappy 

the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:

bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy
erm...see above
yo slap happy pappy by ninj4 March 23, 2004

Swedish Yo-yo

The Swedish Yo-yo is when somebody takes a hot load of spunk in their mouth and stands over another person. Then the person with the man mustard in their mouth starts to slowly drip the cum out of their mouth, then slurps it back up.
Alex: Dude, Amanda was doing the Swedish Yo-yo above me lastnite, and she didnt slurp it up in time so I got my own man jizz all over my face.

crank yo shit

means ur about to punch somebody in the face so hard that it sounds off.
"aye nigga u keep fuckin wit me and ima crank yo shit!"
crank yo shit by johnmatt40 March 15, 2008

Where is yo scooter 

When ever someone talks down on you and you don’t have a comeback.
It comes from Nene Leakes season 10 catch phrase when Kim was talking baldly about her
After Troy kept roasting Quan he couldn’t think of any come backs so he said “Where is yo scooter