social worker

An unemployable, ineffectual, mentally ill liberal hired by the government for no particular reason.

" Before she was institutionalized, Sally was a Social Worker."

by John E. Walker April 25, 2003

Scab Worker

An individual that works to peel off any scabs on porn actors bodies just prior to a shoot as to give them a nice smooth surface. Alternately, they are used to help remove the dried sperm or other caked-on substances from actors in between scenes, removing them much the same way as actual scabs. While not strictly required, it's polite custom for the individual to lick the fresh new areas after removing the scab to make sure they feel OK (much like kissing a boo-boo better). Finally, most have collection jars that they carry with them to keep the most interesting specimens they find for display or ingestion later.

"That Scab Worker did a great job on my ass today, now it must be baby-smooth!" and "My face was totally caked after that bukkake, but that Scab Worker took it off in one big peel like a mask, if felt great!"

by The Second-Hand Condom Man February 11, 2010

Workel

A person/business owner who works on their own schedule from the comfort of where they want. Anytime, anywhere.

Someone who is takes control of their own life when it comes to the idea of working and providing their services to others.

This year, I'm focusing on being a workel and just traveling the world

by Neword January 5, 2022

dmv-worker

An indivual whose IQ is equivalent to that of a bedrock. This type of species lack a high level of cognity skills, usually the kind that's controlled by the frontal lobe. They are what philosophers call p-zombies or philosophical zombies. Besides lacking this ability they are rude as fuck because their life is full of flying turds that they make sure to make your life as miserable as theirs. These slow, dull-witted ass-kissers are the root of rage generated at the DMV.

Person1: hey, look a walking !
Person2: thats a dmv-worker!

by Neil-U November 16, 2015

Sex Worker

A slut who gets paid to fuck men who are single.

“Can you hear them moans?”
“Yes, the sex worker is living there”

by imyourspyoflife June 17, 2018

Angry Workers Syndrome

The feeling of extreme anger and rage at all the slackers of the world (i.e. everyone except you and your crew). Comes with heightened powers perception and insight, especially as to whether someone is actually working or just standing around and faking it. Extreme cases can occur when the worker is listening to certain Michael Jackson songs. The only know cure for AWS is two entire pizzas for each worker, watching "The Shawshank Redemption", Henry Weinhard's root beer, and solitude away from all of those fricken slackers! see AWS

All I want to say is that they don't really care about us!

by stevie September 19, 2003

Light Worker

A person typically suffering from an undiagnosed, cluster B personality disorder who mistakes their hypervigilance from past trauma as some sort of divine gift that enables them to "heal" and guide others, but in reality, they are simply projecting their own experiences onto others, and being taken advantage of by companies that sell crystals and other, so-called spiritual items and ideologies. These people often use drugs to help them disconnect from reality and continue to believe in their omnipotent qualities. Also see, Empath.

Lisa Lynn
Poet, spiritualist, healer, light worker
Tulsa, Ok
"Crazy is beautiful!"

by SoulAsunder March 19, 2023