I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 17, 2024

Thor

Someone who is named Thor is a goat usually.

"Wow Thor is such a goat"- The hoes

by T_toGeeked November 28, 2022

thor

he is the most kind, loving person you will ever meet. he is always there for you no matter what. keep him around your life while you can! never take him for granted. he is sweet and such a soft boy but he is very jealous. what’s his is his and no one else’s. he will love and care for you even if you don’t do the same back. he handles problems very well and he loves it when you ask him how his day is. he loves small talk. never call him gay because he will get mad. he wants to show you off so let him meet your parents. (and if you might be worried, don’t be he, he’s got this) always hype him up and call him all the time. he loves it when you play with his hair, he thinks it’s cute. never be too friendly with other guys cause he will get mad and you will lose him. give him nicknames because he LOVESSS it! i recommend sweet boy, my boy, babe, bubs, daddy if you want something👀 always remember any anniversary that you have! always remeber his birthday. with that said i hope you keep YOUR thor around💞

girl: omg isn’t thor dating angie!

other girl: yeah, dang it i wish i could have got to him first.

by angie.r647 November 20, 2020

Thor

A dog that you think is powerful because of its name but is actually a wimp very fat and a German shorthaired pointer one is also very loving towards their human

Thor is a German shorthaired pointer dog

by 🧠🧠🧠 October 18, 2020

Thors hammer

When you put wet concrete on your erect cock and wait for it to dry and try to lift it with your cock

I finally lifted thors hammer

by I AM THOR THE GOD January 25, 2025

Thor

Awesome. Really Awesome. Notice the obvious Capital A of Awesome, you douchebag. Because it really is Awesome. In fact, forget about it being Awesome. Its AWESOME.

Today was a really Thor day. I f*cked Mary!

by THE Thor May 25, 2011

Thor

The god of lesbian

Thor protects lesbians with his live and will do awkward thumps up and shows puppy eyes+smile to every lesbian he sees :)
(Thor in the mcu, especially Thor ragnarok)

*Valkery waks past Thor*
*Thor does awkward thumps up and puppy eyes+smile to them*
*Valkery smiles back and does pistols with her hands*

by Mafiaboss69 November 23, 2021