Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

fruit winder

a traditional British delicacy sourced from glucose, concentrate fruit flavourings and children's toe fungus

"Can I try some of your Kellogg's Fruit Winder?"
"No."

by _thetruetea February 23, 2019

Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Double Winded

Burping into your partners ass in hopes of them proceeding to farting it back out.

-Hey man, whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
-well one time I double winded my dads girlfriend...
-oh damn that is kinky

by cheeseheadpinkypenis January 23, 2020

Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

Side Winder Special

Typically used to describe the action in which a man tries to reenter his significant other during intercourse with a considerable amount of force and missing resulting in either a broken penis and or a wounded sense of pride

Me and my girlfriend were going at it last night and I accidentally ended up pulling a Side Winder Special instead. Now I can’t walk right and can’t look her in the eye

by Clumpph March 17, 2021

Side winder

When your penis must be tucked to the side when wearing dress pants or slacks to avoid a bulge at a formal event

Jimmy you need to side winder that hog!

by Boxmuncher829 September 21, 2023