chug willis

a native american that drinks alcohol in a Bruce Willis Die Hard way

Take a look at fucking chug willis over there.

by 64728 June 5, 2008

Abstruse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was difficult to penetrate.

"The BANDITS couldn't get in the building, 'cause it was too Abstruse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

ashley willis

Ginger guy who likes cock up the bum

You can tell he’s an ashley willis

by 12inchesdeep June 22, 2018

Spruce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a tree.

"Those 12 MONKEYS are hanging from that Spruce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

willis hills

a neighborhood in sudbury where the houses range from 9 rooms to a basket ball court. the people are rich and most attend lincoln sudbury high school. also called drinkin drugsbury shaq was almost going to buy a house in this neighbor hood with indoor basketball court and pool. previous owners : McDermotts. very rich family where each child is more good looking then the next. known throughout sudbury for absolutely crazy parties and athletic awards. do not compete with them, you will lose, trust me.

a: where do you live

b: willis hills

a: you go yo ls?

b: yea

a:GIMME THE WEED

by sudburyloverrrrrr December 5, 2010

Excuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a justification.

"Don't give me that Excuse Willis, I'm NOBODY'S FOOL."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Deuce Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was two.

"I had a BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS, so now I have to drop a Deuce Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009