The black widow was actually a loudmouth that hoped she was scaring everybody enough to keep them from eating her alive.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
Someone that makes people feel like they are going to get shot whenever she's around. Someone that is always warning people or having other people warn people for no good reason.
The black widow wants people to remain scared of her and think that she is scarier than she actually is.
by The Original Agahnim November 28, 2021
A woman whose mate chooses watching playoff basketball during the months of March to June each year rather than spending time with her.
by Willsmo Phelps III June 16, 2016
A person who is in a relationship with somebody who works in the hospitality industry (i.e. chef, restaurant owner, waiter, barman), who never sees them because they work unsociable hours (weekends, late nights etc), so much so that they may as well be a widow.
by thiscouldberyan November 16, 2017
To start off-to those of you who don’t know what “Harvest Widow” means, it does not mean our husbands died. It simply means that during harvest our husbands/significant others are always ‘missing in action’. Most nights are spent alone and most events attended by yourself.
“now that I’m a harvest widow for the next few weeks do you girls want to get together for a movie night?”
by Farmerswife1021 November 05, 2018
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by Jimmy Dink March 16, 2017