When a male and a female engage in rectal intercourse for a period of 48 hours without a single break for food, drink, sleep, or restroom needs.
"Hey you wanna hang out this weekend?"
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."
"Nah fam, me and the miss are planning on 48 straight hours of ass"
"I feel you, a good ass weekend sounds pretty nice right about now."
by Thatbibbabambeid August 29, 2017
Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.
by [Online name] July 16, 2019
Taking a Friday and Saturday off from work/social organizations instead of having a Saturday and Sunday off (or any one, or combination of day(s) off excluding Friday and Saturday). Refers to the Jewish schools, or "Yeshiva", where the Jewish people take Friday and Saturday from school to attend temple.
Guy: Hey, boss. May I have take a Jewish weekend? May I take off on Friday and come in to work on Sunday? I have to attend a wedding.
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
Boss: Sure.
Guy: Thanks!
by TheGamingGamer1 June 23, 2014
by Tree Lover February 16, 2019
Women created this weekend to be bad, boujee bitches, drink a fuck ton of wine, talk about the current douche bags in their lives, take a million pictures to find just the right one to be basic as fuck (so we can pretend like we live an adventurous lifestyle) and overall escape THE MEN.
by Ball-er December 16, 2017
by tash April 24, 2003
The small amount of pudge on your stomach that didn't exist before the weekend. Usually only noticed by people that normally have little or no pudge. Weekend pudge often results from being high all weekend and not caring about what you eat, even though you're normally a healthy eater.
by Hits From The Bong October 20, 2009