Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

Warnecke

A gigantic rotund man that tends to be a suckup to anyone who is his superior and will stab anyone in the back to make himself look better or get ahead. He is hated and dis-trusted by anyone who know him and is really a true weasil. He is a cherry picker and tends to borrow other people's ideas only to make them appear as his own, and his superiors are the only people that don't have him figured out. He is a disgusting human being who pays strippers for favors obviously because thats the only way he'll get any action, Realistically I bet his own wife can't even stand him. He has zero integrity and kharma is aching to catch up to him.

That rotten, no good cheat is a real Warnecke.
Look at that fat ass Warnecke, he's a joke.

by zakmah October 28, 2010

Wagner Time

Being 100-1000% later than every stated time arrival. A mental illness that creates a black-hole like time warp in ones mind that creates the illusion that you drive a fucking Delorean and can somehow bend the space-time continuum and travel at impossible speeds to reach stated destinations.

Hey, I gotta run to Menomonie, WI. Then St Paul. Then Stillwater. Then North Saint Paul. Then back to Menomonie. I'll meet you at the bar in 10 minutes, Wagner Time motherflower.

by Mnknockoutkid September 4, 2010

hot dog warmer

Another word for vagina

I'd like to warm my hot dog in that cooch

by the hanz January 26, 2004

Wayner

Someone who is from or lives in Wayne County (or Jesup), Georgia. Wayners tend to be oddballs and stand out in relation to others from Southeast Georgia. Wayners are weird, but occasionally loveable. The best Wayners are from K'Ville since K'Ville knows how to turn up.

Man, that kid is such a Wayner. He always smells his fork after he scratches his butt with it.

by @ThatGuy101 November 12, 2017

wagnerian

A person who is a fan of the classical composer Richard Wagner (like you say Beatlemaniac for someone who is a fanatic of The Beatles). May also be wagnerite.

Person: I am a Wagnerian because I like Ride of the Valkyries because it was used in Apocalypse Now by the director who made the Godfather-
Other person: Um... any other pieces by Wagner?
Person: Uh...

by Seyasoya May 21, 2018

wagner highschool

a school where half of its sucidal the other half is horny and the school is full of wanna be’s who wanna be the next lil pump and smoke fake tanks in the lockers and then to top it all of the most popular kid in the school’s name has same first and last name

yo don’t fw her bro she go to Wagner highschool

by joey😭 August 18, 2019