A hysterical or horribly unfunny (depending on your sense of humor) way of referring to the Coronavirus.
Jarrison: I went to get tested yesterday and luckily I tested negative for the Heineken Virus!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!
Clovers: Wow! I feel so healthy standing 6 feet away from you!
by Pride In The Glide January 16, 2021
The homie virus is when you love your homies so much you fuck them and get HIV from the homies. Making it the homie virus. *Can only be obtained by banging a try homie*
by ThaHomieWhoGotThaVirus December 14, 2020
The Fezi Virus is a contagious virus primarily prevalent amongst brown guys. Emotionally-stable girls unfortunately attract this virus, causing them to behave obsessively with creepy and pathetic tendencies.
Oh no, looks like you caught The Fezi Virus. Quick, bathe yourself in bleach! Kill yourself before they kill you! May the Lord be with you.
by bobo122 November 23, 2019
When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.
Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.
by c0l0n March 23, 2020
by Toby McQuacker December 07, 2021
An extremely contagious virus commonly caught by corporate executives. Symptoms include unjustifiable purchasing of cloud services to replace in-house infrastructure. Often leads to uncontrollable bleeding of company funds. There is no cure.
Fred (CIO): Lets move everything to the cloud.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
Steve (IT Administrator): I think you have the cloud virus.
by burdeman October 13, 2014
The reason all the tp is gone, also known as tp-pocalypse, rise of the tp zombies, and WWTP. Linked to overblown panic over covid 19/ coronavirus
by Frickstar March 16, 2020