I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
by roughsol February 26, 2024
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Angel Tresemme, Serena Serenade, Venus Salome<.7.9.7.6.> mug.Second planet from the Sun, it looks white due to the global cloud coverage.
Its surface pressure is 9.2MPa or 91atm, surface temperature 464 C.
It's very hostile on the surface, however above the clouds at about 50km altitude the atmosphere is at the same pressure as Earth's and the temperature ranges from 0-50 degrees Celcius.
Its surface pressure is 9.2MPa or 91atm, surface temperature 464 C.
It's very hostile on the surface, however above the clouds at about 50km altitude the atmosphere is at the same pressure as Earth's and the temperature ranges from 0-50 degrees Celcius.
by ?mypseudonym? May 16, 2021
Get the Venus mug.When a females vagina has such ability similar to the venus fly trap. Upon entry The males cock is lured into postion using a range or techniques, usually only one is needed as the man is most likely surprised by the aggressive sexual nature of the trap. Once into her vagina via a fail proof method of using her unique ability to trap the penis using inner reverse mounted tooth she is able to ejaculate the male to force pregnancy therefore trapping him into 18 years of child support payments and ongoing abuse
"Ay man that hoe Ashlee I met, stay away shes a "gold digging Venus cock traping hoe " she got me good now she hitting me up for baby cash, I'm screwed"
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Get the Venus kinnie mug.It is a statue in whatever fuck museum, it is famous for its uh art. In greek it stands for venus of the beautiful buttocks. yeah I'll stop here.
Rich man 1: excellent art from ancient times.
Boy 1: daddy why she's naked.
Rich 1: shut up boy you dont understand the man who made venus Callipyge.
Boy 1: daddy why she's naked.
Rich 1: shut up boy you dont understand the man who made venus Callipyge.
by Statuesque March 26, 2024
Get the Venus Callipyge mug.When a female has a personality which is very widely confirmed as despicabke but yet turns into a sex object or is celebrated in any performed shape of way
Man, that girl sure had 'venus hotdog' personality, I mean I still banged her but I fer sure sure thought my mates and I were gonna die when we gung out with her.
by Joyboii February 21, 2023
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