Valkyrspeed

A nod to Valkyries from Norse mythology combined with the high-energy chaos of meth (often called “speed”). It humorously paints the image of someone charging through life with frenetic intensity, as if they’re on a divine mission—but really, they’re just tweaking.

If an indoor flame flower is what you need, she’ll bust that shit out Valkyrspeed

by Pushin Treez December 26, 2024

valarante child game

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

Guy #1: I love playing Valorant
Guy #2: valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike chad with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

by DanisaurioL April 7, 2025

Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 24, 2015

delgadillo vallarta

The act of vomiting the girl's tits, while ejaculating

Javi was so wasted that did a Delgadillo Vallarta last night

by Yucapagliuca April 30, 2017

Dirty Vallarta

When you have buttsex with a girl speaking in tongues after drinking in the pool all day long and she gets nauseous so you reach around to hold a trash can for her while she pukes but keep pounding it so hard.

I felt so bad for Kara after her husband gave her the Dirty Vallarta last night, she’s still kinda nauseous and won’t be shitting right for a week!

by Ponch96 July 26, 2023

Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011

katherine anne valkyre

Funny, Kind, Perfect Body, Amazing personality, Squeezable ass
a true blonde, funny, and kind-hearted
Bond to death her self
Katie is an amazing person she is actual goals

Katherine anne valkyre is baby.

by Sliced grapes December 2, 2019