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Valyrianlocks 

Hair style adopted by Black Valyrians after meeting the people of Naath — an Island in the Summer Seas located off the coast of Sothoryos.

Naath and the culture of Sothoryos can be paralleled to the similarities between India to Srī Lanka.

The peaceful and festive Naath saw the ships and the Black crewmen in their harbors and greeted them like kings from their legends by honorifically adorning their hair with oils and shells as a greeting.

The resulting hairstyle was the prototypical Valyrianlocks.

It is said: The Seven Gods created man; but, the Black Valyrians created style. After they left The Summer Isles, the y continued to wear their hair in locks.

The Naath were intrigued by the hair color and length of Valyrian hair — although the texture was the same. Valyrians were intrigued by the skin color they shared with the Naath. It is reasonably believed that there is an untold story about their connection.

In addition to giving the Valyrians honorific hairstyles, the Naath also gave the Black Valyrians both smokable and edible herbs that expanded consciousness and caused visions. They also gave them the lavender dye that became foundational to their flags and royal clothing.

Lavender was a signifier of how far and how widely the Valyrians had traveled and traded as a sea fairing people.
Valyrianlocks are worn to signify royal blood, a connection to the ancestors, and to facilitate communion with higher levels of consciousness. The can be compared to the dreadlocks of our world.
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short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican
Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

Valarante 

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism
He is playing valarante he is a child!
Valarante by WhyXic February 4, 2022

Short-fingered Vulgarian 

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...
That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...

Valerian 

Valerian is the strongest and most effective herb used for sleep help.
But can also be used threw the day for anxiety and stress relief as it has a similar but weaker effect than Xanax.
Mom: Timmy what are you eating?
Timmy: Your Valerian pills.
Mom: How many did you take?
Timmy: 3
Mom: Timmy you're going to fucking die!!!
Valerian by Janasat November 17, 2022

Vakarian 

A sexy ass Turian.
Garrus is a Vakarian, He's so sexy, I'd fuck him all day and night.
Vakarian by Turian October 25, 2010
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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