chad vally

relating to 'chad' or from the 'vally' as in rubbish in refference to the producer of cheap and poor quality children's toy is describes something that is of very low standards or poor

"your f reg nova is is chad/chad vally" or "those new shoes are from the vally mate"

by Jonnyd21 January 28, 2010

Vending Valkyrie

Someone who wanders over to an obviously empty vending machine and stares at it for several minutes in the hope that through sheer will power alone the vending machine will magically refill itself.

He stared at me with that vacant look for several minutes like a Vending Valkyrie.

by Tiglath June 24, 2015

samantha valyou

A stubby toad, no ass bitch who doesnt know what to do around a bear!

Samantha Valyou: someone who doesnt know shit!

by Bails24601 June 21, 2018

Monika valytoja

-an extravagantly gorgeous piece of cake.
-originated in Pro Clean LT (valymo paslaugos)

-same as a microwave - can go to hot mode in just seconds!
-as magical as all of my little ponies combined

-can be wild in the dark

Monika valytoja isn’t God. God is Monika valytoja.

by flatttypattty June 5, 2019

Cammy Vally's Maw

a very massive woman, a truly pantrid woman, you would be unlucky to ever encounter this woman

Cammy Vally's Maw was in asda the other day, almost shat myself, she was in the cheese isle scranning all the parmesan

by Kachako July 12, 2022

Be the valkyrie

-The odd man out, referencing the game series Gauntlet and an old add stating, "Four players, one has to be the valkyrie."
-To take what no one wants.

*Three friends play zombie shooter*
Player 1"I will take this well-lit, easy to barricade kitchen."
Player 2"I will take this well-lit, easy to defend hut."
Player 1"Looks like Player 3 will have to be the valkyrie and take the poorly-lit, multi-roomed, basement with a ton of corners for anything to hide behind and tunnels leading to who knows where."

by tbclycan May 25, 2011

katherine anne valkyre

Funny, Kind, Perfect Body, Amazing personality, Squeezable ass
a true blonde, funny, and kind-hearted
Bond to death her self
Katie is an amazing person she is actual goals

Katherine anne valkyre is baby.

by Sliced grapes December 2, 2019