useless

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-This Def is useless
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by joporsche November 23, 2021

useless as a call-centre operative

Usually someone utterly, totally useless, but can be applied to inanimate objects. Lacking any empowerment, thus going so far as to be inactively obstructive.
Etymology: in the UK a number of large companies operate call-centres. When one attempts to call these to complain, the usual response from the responder (the call-centre operative) is feigned interest in the issue, involving lengthy explanations, then the final response is that they cannot authorise the issue in question as due to lack of authority. The issues can be of any magnitude. When asked to be passed to a manager, they claim the manager is unavailable and will call back (this is the inactive-obstructive part). This never occurs, so one calls again. The situation recurses.
c.f. "chocolate teapot"

I attempted to wipe my arse with some own-brand toilet paper, after wiping the paper looked clean but the disgusting skiddies in my kecks later showed it was as useless as a call-centre operative.

by monsieur_tm December 30, 2013

useless tossers

someone who isnt of any use and is a bit of an idiot.

Useless tosser

You's cant even put that lightbulb in you are all useless tossers.

by useless tosser August 23, 2016

useless

my life

i cant help ya its useless

by kat diglet March 4, 2022

Useless

Me

Im useless

by feelingdead April 14, 2022

Useless

Useless= a group of trolls, a bunch of useless people together making life harder in their uncles basement. F U

Look at those uselessers.

by Solaba August 5, 2025

Useless

Someone who is of no use (like a dumb person)

Damien! You're useless!

by Damien_is_so_cool August 21, 2022