A person who obviously is uptight, bossy, socially awkward, and thinks they can step all over you. An uptight ass usually doesn't know CRAP.
Girl: Wow! Did you see her? She played the uptight ass role in the soccer team!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
Boy: In Social Studies too!
Girl: Yeah I know!
by XEsay October 29, 2008
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by YUSTUDENT November 6, 2014
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A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.
I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!
by hood-rat May 12, 2003
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by Jesse June 8, 2003
Get the Uptarded mug.the area where the kids of wildwood, edgebrook, and other northwest neighborhoods hang out. these kids are social-climbers.
social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid.
average day uptown:
going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers.
typical winter apparel (female) :
1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense.
2. leggings
3. sparkly ugg boots
they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right?
typical summer apparel (female) :
1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy
2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small.
or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha)
oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out.
girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.
social-climber: a person who finds the need to hang out with a person of higher social status than you, until they are at the top of the pyramid.
average day uptown:
going to a restaurant, and then walking around in a field of grass for 3+ hours taking pictures with people you barely know to make yourself feel better about yourself. these pics are then posted on Instagram, and get sometimes over 200 likes. these girls usually buy their followers.
typical winter apparel (female) :
1. hoodie from Victoria's Secret "Pink" or a high-school hoodie, preferably a high school for boys, because THAT makes sense.
2. leggings
3. sparkly ugg boots
they also have to have their hair straightened and loads of makeup, because fuck originality, right?
typical summer apparel (female) :
1. crop top that could fit your 2-year-old cousin named Lucy
2. denim shorts that are at least 2 sizes too small.
or sometimes girls like to wear spandex shorts because....."THOTEST IS HOTTEST!!" (i just came up with that ahahaha)
oh and for guys they wear either khaki or basketball shorts, even when it's 20 degrees out.
girls and boys ALWAYS need their Nike Elite Socks and Sperry's.
Hannah: Let's go Uptown!!
Sara: OMG totally!!
Hannah: Let's take a bunch of pictures and buy our likes to try to get a bunch of likes so people are jealous!!
Sara: *Takes pictures with everyone trying to act high and chill*
Sara: OMG totally!!
Hannah: Let's take a bunch of pictures and buy our likes to try to get a bunch of likes so people are jealous!!
Sara: *Takes pictures with everyone trying to act high and chill*
by urbananswerer July 21, 2014
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by Douchebag March 26, 2004
Get the uptard mug.I want to squeeze Kate uptons boobs really bad. How come she doesn't post naked selfies with her two boobs that are as big and as fine as Jupiter. I want to French kiss her while squeezing her squishy tits. Also, I want to smuggle my face in between Kate uptons boobs.
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