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twatting

Tweeting or messaging someone who is in the same room as you are, most likely directly next to you.
Nikki and Jo keep twatting each other and they are sitting two feet away from each other.
by Kernel2244 March 22, 2011
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Twats

A term you call your "twitter" friends.
"I think I might be crazy, what do you think twats?" - (typed on twitter.)
by twitteradict1010 November 11, 2009
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twat

the vagina
that chick has a fishy twat, she needs to clean dat shit out
by dadouf January 7, 2007
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Twatting

Verb: To Twat

For any individual, male or female, heterosexual or otherwise, to engage in excessively flagrant dramatic and /or manipulative behaviour in a shameless attempt to draw attention to themselves or otherwise "ascend" the social hierarchy through stubborn and misguided insistance, thereby becoming a general nuisance to those around them.
"What the hell is wrong with Jon today?"
"Oh, you know Jon. He's twatting, AS USUAL."
*sigh* "What a drama queen."
"Oh, I know...."
by OGGhett0 April 10, 2010
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Twat

A twat is somebody who acts like a cunt (see cunt)
That adgh is a right twat
by His mum January 6, 2007
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Twat

marylalala - going to the mall
marylalala - buying pants
marylalala - getting in my car
marylalala - home again
(DM) billybob @fredbanana jesus christ whats with mary? those aren't tweets, they're twats.
marylalala - pants are too small back to the mall
(DM) fredbanana @billybob unfollow?
marylalala - forgot my receipt on kitchen counter

(DM) billybob @fredbanana i think we have to.
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twat

1. Person who twitters way too much.
2. The past tense of twittering.
3. Vagina.
4. Combination of 1 and 3.
1. Man last night you changed your twitter message like a thousand times, I dont really give a shit when you decided to flick on the TV you twat!
2. I twat ya last night, didn't you get it?
3. See that girls twat yo, it had teeth or some crazy shit!
4. Man you twitter too much, you really are a twat.
by lightxspeed April 19, 2009
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